Total Medals Earned: 9 (From 3 different games.) Total Medal Score: 175 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 5/8 (55/90 points)
Land a jump with more than 1000 points.
Travel further than 500 metres in one jump.
Travell further than 1000 metres in one jump.
Land a jump with more than 2000 points.
Travel further than 2000 metres in one jump.
Beat the game in less than 25 swings.
Beat the game in less than 50 swings.
Land a jump with more than 4000 points.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
